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This hilariously over-the-top dog birthday card features a playful paw print design and a shocking confession on the cover: "I Licked my Bum Before I Licked the envelope... you're welcome." It's a guaranteed laugh and the perfect funny birthday card for men, women, dad, husband, wife, friend, or anyone with a bold sense of humor.
Inside, the joke crescendos with heartfelt absurdity: "That's how much I'm willing to sacrifice for you. You're worth every lick. Happy Birthday!" This makes it a standout choice among birthday cards funny enough for a best friend, a sibling, or as a uniquely memorable dad birthday card or birthday card for husband from the family pet.